1. Clinton is the country sleeping beggar sleeping wife to bed to sleep is the rent and pay taxes according to law and lover to sleep is to sleep is the sister of tax evasion and tax
2. Singletons are realized, love is a mistake, breaking up is a conscious, married is wrong, divorce is a wake up, marriage is the stubborn, no lover of waste, more animal lovers.
3. Qingzhao of Campus Edition: excessive drinking last night, strayed into the depths of the playground, vomiting, vomiting, startled many men and women, and quickly find clothes to find pants.
4. Last night I had a dream, you are the protagonist! Hand-held dream of you chasing pigs in a chopper out of breath. That pig was suddenly kneeling down to beg for mercy said: This is the same root, fratricidal!
5. Dear users: Due to your mobile phone amateur ugly, seriously affecting the city, the center will emit strong information in ten minutes to destroy the phone, hope forgive me
6. men's four ideal: the sky have lost money, Shuainan all are dead, beautiful head with a rust out, clamoring to my bubble.
7. Test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poem: dark malachite green, dark pink, dark green stone through the spring, spring bamboo through the dark stone.
8. morning and righteousness, sense of obligation noon, afternoon talk about luck, at about strength. Miss afraid of illness, fear of Valentine's pregnancy, fear of the people writing letters, henpecked suicide.
9. Pat you send text messages over mobile phones. Please click here to 电信营业厅 paid information fees: $ 890 yuan
10 I love crawling around in your body, like rubbing your every inch of skin, like lying in your arms, I moment without you, I love you - the sofa!
11. two-year-old man is the futures, the three-year-old man is in hot demand, four-year-old man is the spot, five-year-old man is jumping goods, treasure youth!
12. Holding your hands I was shaking, arms around your waist Hello little flair, touch your thighs my mouth water,UGG boots cheap, I do not soak you who I bubble?
13. While you do not have a pig face, but you definitely have the temperament pig!
14. Notice: tomorrow top leadership down the inspection, the staff requested the required dress uniform, men: suit and tie, shorts and slippers; President: swimsuit trousers shoes!
15. you look creative, living your courage, your intention is not ugly, but God made a little temper. You must be brave to live in, to bring out the beauty of the world!
16. long ugly is not your fault, but you out of scary, is your right!
17. you look really is good, the Indian nose, athlete's foot, walking both sides of the pan, like boar hop dance.
18. is the nest mouth short! Mud is a nest of dreams! Look at the mud nest depression! Nest of mud to said low mud nest! (Please use the rising tone plus a low tone to read aloud) ...
19. Please do not down 看啦, off it, nothing really nice. Please,UGG boots clearanc, really want to see? Do not regret it ? good! you see, see? ass!
20.A: I have a couplet is ? B: next to the pig!
hilarious text messages (b) As to your mobile phone looks very ugly, Beijing Telecom has you down. Please come for this month shut down procedures.
four pigs ideal: all removed the fence around the sky fall down feed. The world be dead butcher, the National People believe in Islam.
single is understood, love is a mistake, breaking up is the consciousness of marriage is wrong, divorce is Taichedawu! no lover of waste, more animal lovers!
hunters found a pig, give from the shotgun killing pigs, hunters approached the pig, pig got up, you know why? Guess? - Pigs are wondering it.
cock hen hatching chicks, chicken head in question, without food or drink without rest, observation of Xiao Dai chicken rooster hen, chicken fool not to notice, is looking down at cell phone!
Please read aloud: plum and smell the flowers lying, hate low-lying branch injury. Wen was invited broken stone lying, lying wetlands of Spring Green.
modern four silly: from work to home, his wife can spend money. Miss left to the numbers, the lobster to the hotel.
look of your smile is very sweet,UGGs, very cute the way you are angry, you are beautiful in my eyes, you are the best in me. is not very moved by it? you pig.
< br> I had a dream last night, you are the protagonist! Hand-held dream of you chasing pigs in a chopper out of breath. That pig was suddenly kneeling down to beg for mercy said: This is the same root, fratricidal!
wish you rich set foot on the Marlboro, career board Hongtashan, Valentine surpass Ashima, financial resources throughout the Greater China
I Kao! I served You!
handsome you handsome, head cabbage pot, wearing a sack, a seaweed wrapped around the waist, since that is the unassailable fact Shuaishen II!
a center line, two basic points: the bubble MM as the center, the basic sense of shame, the basic personal circumstances are not true. The most complete implementation of policies to men
your facial features separately, is very good, clear together like animals.
Test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poem: dark malachite green, dark pink, dark green stone through the spring, spring bamboo through the dark stone.
phone self-warning: the machine has a virus, please delete the machine in 15 seconds all the phone numbers and text messages, or your mobile phone sim card will burn though you do not pig
appearance, but you definitely have the temperament pig!!!
kid, you say! is singled out or gang fights? gang fights, we have beaten you a bunch! singled out, you pick a bunch of us !
four ideal man: the sky have lost money, Shuainan all are dead, beautiful head with a rust out, clamoring to I soak
hilarious text messages (c) men Twenty is a Pentium, thirty is Microsoft, Panasonic forty, fifty is Lenovo think of your smile when you get up, wash your face when you smell your smell, the bed you are my needs. Really can not leave you, my dear - the toilet! Think you think you miss you, find a painter to paint you, you stick in the cup, drink plenty of water each day to kiss you. Man and dog, a man of 20 like the Haba Gou, often sweet in the mouth, looking like a man 30 door dogs, laundry and cooking the most adept, the men made a mad dog like 40, see the beauty of a bite. You are the wind I am the sand, you are my toothpaste brush, you are my Hami melon, you do not love my husband committed suicide my husband I love you, I do not hit you, I do not call you, I love using my knife Death of a Daoke knife you. Valentine's Day, I would like to make a fish, either you stewed, boiled, steamed, and then lay your tender stomach. I wish you a rich set foot on the Marlboro, career board Hongtashan, Valentine surpass Ashima, financial resources throughout Greater China. If you are a fish that, I would like a fishing net mesh with you; if you are the mountain, I would like the mountains around the edge of the river I want you; If you are a steamed bun, I'd be a bowl of mutton soup I want to soak you. Honey Honey I love you, like the farmer rice, carefully serve you, so you slowly getting rice, love and miss you eat you, I'll start kind of rice. ~ Perhaps, in your life, I was just an accident, and in me,UGG boots, you are the greatest miracle you handsome, you're cute, you the world most handsome, a pot of cabbage head, wearing a sack, a seaweed wrapped around the waist , you think you are unassailable, in fact, the second generation to see the bones, you are Cuishen you laugh, you are also anxious wall jump. Stranger to the hard call, a good man to have you Barbara! :) Want to send you roses, but unfortunately too expensive; want to give you comfort, but I have not learned; want to give you kneel down, you can ring still safe; can only send a text message to your claims, I hope we never blow . You are my heart you are my liver, you are my 3 / 4, you are my You are my stomach and bowel, you are my heart rose, like a banana to your mouth, your smile, like bread. You No image of pigs, but you have a pig's temperament. First man home away from home; second man has spent outside the home; third man spent in finding homes; four other men came home from work; five other men's wife was not at home; Six other men without wives be home. Stock quilt, stolen money stolen, Xiao Mi was soaked, Viagra invalid. Alpine a plum, in the end who you love. I'll tell you at, who can not hold back. I was at the yellow, I am so mad. Yellow at me, I am so cool. Mast technology to create a harmonious million from Unicom Network World article, collected by the weak Beauty. Welcome to her home
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