Go easy ah , not really cramps Kazakhstan
cattle were stopped by a traffic police: line, cursed:
Soon, another person said that the traffic police to stop cattle, cattle get off, traffic police, said: is the oil? Japanese are people too?
1. a wolf feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
2. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, and then put a second shot and third shot ... this time ... prisoners cry : the Big Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
3. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
4. Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', a day school to send his son, see 8 bus stop, then washed his son shouted: Huang Jun Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
5, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, bear to the mountains meet the tiger, scared the sickle, hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to your party members which still bears like to!
6, the farmer knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? The farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are smelling the sauce.
7. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: cut off
teacher said: Why?
Little said: because I'm too lazy
teacher said: too lazy to hand it will break?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
poles to hold the foot to a stone falls out shaking,
passers-by to see a shock to think that I hit my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
8. B, C three trips together, a cold ... ...
night, we were all a bed to sleep, a sleep center.
middle of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and determine outsiders not connected ...
results, put a ass.
9.
once and several classmates went home to see his high school teacher,
it was an old man, and before leaving,
We left some fruit and gave the teacher,
but the teacher pulled tightly monitor laptop case, said:
All right. an ugly girl at the driver, said:
br>
11. a company manager, his secretary referred to the documents to the boss:
.
manager of receipt, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
proposed itinerary is finishing his luggage.
Pro starting the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: ? ;
12. a brother like fish. Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the death of two to seven,
as fresh. Work of a brother,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
sometimes do not die a quite a while.
a brother to go fishing with a net, hit the fish with the head of the handle.
attendants really could not stand,
come with the brother said:
50-year-old woman.
day visit to the male dormitory,
just a boy has not got anything in the ground scurrying ~
be any class immediately screamed
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
any classes left and left word:
such a large majority of what I have not seen,
What is your name ~
the student giant cold - -!!!
14. One day, A king shit in the toilet,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the toilet.
At this point, outside of the B king heard,
so loudly sang:
to:
separate,
graduate students in a campus named Willow.
in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the place North Division One bicycle parking,
prepared specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read,
once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
last desperate struggle for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is the Who, really beef X, so many bikes! a new English teacher,
he asked the future we must all answer in English to answer questions.
and then he started naming: NO.1.
he cried.
us Class 1, to stand up,
shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
my classmates scratched his head,
hold back for a long time Answer the sentence:
guide ~ ~ ~ (for the second tone)
17. One was admitted to Beijing University students and alumni in a conversation:
you're in Yunnan?
YES
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the examination was archery competition,
put a sign outside a kilometer,
write once a radio Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent fire, is the school.
18.
night in our dormitory or is going out with my wife all night playing field for,
back late,
call us to open the door,
and then we let them on the slogan,
king cover ground tiger,
Town Creek demon pagoda,
What What Ha Ha,
how yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat the yellow is definitely not open the door.
under the fish once winter night,
the wind is getting bigger,
a buddy die cold,
back to knock on the door,
nor a signal,
directly on That call,
eat shit eat my face is yellow,
quickly open the door.
sound of loud, we live in a building, 3rd floor heard. . . .
19. there is one, is listening to others say.
words, when the end of the poorest,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not dare to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we all skipped class the.
noon counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
not open, hears the bedroom slowly boss said / p>
20. University has a female student,
Beijing,
cold kind of humor.
after her about her entrance check point thing. Call to check hours units
check points.
found when the math scores,
phone report:
Hey, mathematics and Mongolia to the 60 points I had?
21. freshman, Shijiazhuang,
winter, cold day,
just the morning class time to eat,
all the way to go toward the cafeteria crowd ,
our class a few went before the library,
mouth big pond here, got a thin layer of ice,
few of us south of the ice to discuss the
surface can not withstand the weight of a person,
Shaanxi boss from their own experiences when he jumped onto the ice,
said: No problem, see also leave it,
can not only walk but also enjoyed the it.
Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from a slowly sinking into the bottom of the pool,
hand waving to us but also to maintain the posture,
school most of the students were stunned to this wonderful moment.
boss reaction hsiang,
some thump to the shore,
and lightning to get up and run,
so we returned to the bedroom I saw the owner was in the bed said:
Needless to say, after whom mention, I destroy who.
22. a pain in his stomach when shopping
suddenly went into the corner so you can eat hot pot restaurants 199
would like to take a toilet to find happens with
I could not find all over the floor, so I went to a second
second floor is still decorated
empty nothing, but found a toilet close to the Use ! After
I went downstairs only to find empty
strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house
downstairs just how suddenly deserted it? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ...
So I approached the bar,
and asked: Hello? How no people?
At this point, I saw a male waiter from the bar to drill out the audience,
and speak:
Fuck! ... ... Just the stool falls from the ceiling fan when you hit
is not it? Count your lucky ......
23. High school about permutations and combinations, group to do problems. Lei
teacher cried out:
you can not stand row row head and tail,
there are many kinds of permutation? ... not the end of the row ... ...
teacher anger, punishment Lei station.
and alarm call Wave:
wave fear,
a long while,
A: : I'm sorry three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five.
25 .-- Yesterday on the bus when
bus driver staring at me,
buy a ticket as I did not like.
- how do you do?
- very simple,
I have been staring at him,
as I bought a ticket like
26. summer of a particular class,
I lie on the eyes closed desk confused,
confused in the sense of someone's arm touched my fingers,
I thought it was the same table,
to fingernails at him,
that did not respond,
I add strength to pull him over,
still did not move, depressed,
the same table that do not suit my style Yeah,
do pull the light out?
meal fierce so I toss,
is captured, is twisted,
toss for a while, felt something wrong with themselves,
slightly opened his eyes, yeah,
found to be the location of the teacher sitting at my table,
is looking at me weird,
hand piece of skin that are red
27. One afternoon, my classmates in China Construction Bank is very boring work, a woman wearing a very bad (neuropathy) came to his window and gave him a piece of paper to draw.
note written on
inscription is the central office *** *** CP.
I had wanted to alert the students can see the neurotic woman look very serious, think about the issue of security or fighting birds counted. (~ estimated that security is very busy).
Sure enough, the security of the woman said: this note you want to withdraw, you must first opposite the police station, looking for a chapter director of the cover, he covers finished chapter, you get money again no problem friends. around the police station. (This really is not general security, usually a little look down on him).
About ten minutes, the queue of customers gradually increased recently when the girl came back elated, holding the note, said: that matter, office procedures simplified, director of grant shall not withdraw money directly to friends. gave sent back.
my classmates and security was a bit silly, the business lobby has a lot of people are afraid of her psychotic episode up and affect the normal order, and had hired the head of the watch.
female patients in the side of the head and talk with, ask you withdraw money to do anything anyway, female patients, said: place, the woman happily go to another.
Security to consult go to ABC, and other things to buy to wear, get money to go to ICBC Caixing! > ... ... ... ...
After a child, the woman is back. and bring the bank's answer: The people said, is a public line here, only the public's to take, mother said I was not !!!!, bitch to get money to build the line . we were talking about the topic of knowledge on the train.
a brother said he had time to sit in the soft sleeper train,
results come after a while the conductor told him to change cars,
matter how he asked the conductor,
conductor told him that this section Government officials have been up inside,
the coach, we all wrapped
indignation, accusing the government of corruption
a brother stunned the world:
are let off the train,
not only keeping a mistress,
package also fuck train! authentic is difficult to eat roast duck,
have time to eat with a person one vote authentic Peking Duck.
br> Nanjing duck, for one!
, and Duan Leyi plate and serve.
br> In the old man kneeling in front of Road:
turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: You say I'm not going his mother
31. Language test,
have a fill in the blank.
requirements were filled out
students knew nothing of a.
fill the first space-time,
he quietly asked the same table,
A Day: .
32. an English exam,
A king is a loss,
to find that B has been filled to the brim of Jun,
busy throwing paper in the past for help .
soon, B threw a ball of paper Jun. Jun
A joyful, busy apart.
saw a piece of paper wrapped in rubber,
rubber surrounded by painted A, B, C, D four letters,
there are words on paper: their own throw.
33. a high-ranking officials to visit a farm,
asked the farmer:
how I found a cow farm
there is no long-horned ah.
farmer replied:
many reasons for cattle without horns,
may be genetic,
born without,
is also possible that later fell off sick,
but it does not angle because it is a horse but
34. child eat noodles,
eating eating,
I pulled one from the throat: < br> p>
35. One day, Xiao Ming Jia Zuoke to his future wife's mother,
wife's mother: Oh, you just sit! food it will be OK!
and then into the kitchen busy,
time strained left the living room and
Xiaoming dog white
wife's mother suddenly, he found that his stomach pain up,
he thought: No! I have to hold back! < br> But he could not bear it ~ ~
pop ~ ~
he put a ring invincible smelly fart,
he thought to himself: This is a ~ ~ under the dead will be driven out
wife's mother just did not think shouting out: white ~ ~!
Xiaoming think so rest assured: Fortunately, there are white as my scapegoat,
then he could not help but put 2 ass ,
wife's mother is still yelling white ~ ~
ass when he placed third time,
cursed rushed out to see the wife's mother, said:
white! you have to wait until being Chousi will be running is not.
cattle were stopped by a traffic police: line, cursed:
Soon, another person said that the traffic police to stop cattle, cattle get off, traffic police, said: is the oil? Japanese are people too?
1. a wolf feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
2. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, and then put a second shot and third shot ... this time ... prisoners cry : the Big Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
3. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
4. Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', a day school to send his son, see 8 bus stop, then washed his son shouted: Huang Jun Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
5, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, bear to the mountains meet the tiger, scared the sickle, hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to your party members which still bears like to!
6, the farmer knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? The farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are smelling the sauce.
7. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: cut off
teacher said: Why?
Little said: because I'm too lazy
teacher said: too lazy to hand it will break?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
poles to hold the foot to a stone falls out shaking,
passers-by to see a shock to think that I hit my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
8. B, C three trips together, a cold ... ...
night, we were all a bed to sleep, a sleep center.
middle of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and determine outsiders not connected ...
results, put a ass.
9.
once and several classmates went home to see his high school teacher,
it was an old man, and before leaving,
We left some fruit and gave the teacher,
but the teacher pulled tightly monitor laptop case, said:
All right. an ugly girl at the driver, said:
br>
11. a company manager, his secretary referred to the documents to the boss:
.
manager of receipt, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
proposed itinerary is finishing his luggage.
Pro starting the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: ? ;
12. a brother like fish. Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the death of two to seven,
as fresh. Work of a brother,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
sometimes do not die a quite a while.
a brother to go fishing with a net, hit the fish with the head of the handle.
attendants really could not stand,
come with the brother said:
50-year-old woman.
day visit to the male dormitory,
just a boy has not got anything in the ground scurrying ~
be any class immediately screamed
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
any classes left and left word:
such a large majority of what I have not seen,
What is your name ~
the student giant cold - -!!!
14. One day, A king shit in the toilet,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the toilet.
At this point, outside of the B king heard,
so loudly sang:
to:
separate,
graduate students in a campus named Willow.
in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the place North Division One bicycle parking,
prepared specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read,
once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
last desperate struggle for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is the Who, really beef X, so many bikes! a new English teacher,
he asked the future we must all answer in English to answer questions.
and then he started naming: NO.1.
he cried.
us Class 1, to stand up,
shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
my classmates scratched his head,
hold back for a long time Answer the sentence:
guide ~ ~ ~ (for the second tone)
17. One was admitted to Beijing University students and alumni in a conversation:
you're in Yunnan?
YES
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the examination was archery competition,
put a sign outside a kilometer,
write once a radio Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent fire, is the school.
18.
night in our dormitory or is going out with my wife all night playing field for,
back late,
call us to open the door,
and then we let them on the slogan,
king cover ground tiger,
Town Creek demon pagoda,
What What Ha Ha,
how yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat the yellow is definitely not open the door.
under the fish once winter night,
the wind is getting bigger,
a buddy die cold,
back to knock on the door,
nor a signal,
directly on That call,
eat shit eat my face is yellow,
quickly open the door.
sound of loud, we live in a building, 3rd floor heard. . . .
19. there is one, is listening to others say.
words, when the end of the poorest,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not dare to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we all skipped class the.
noon counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
not open, hears the bedroom slowly boss said / p>
20. University has a female student,
Beijing,
cold kind of humor.
after her about her entrance check point thing. Call to check hours units
check points.
found when the math scores,
phone report:
Hey, mathematics and Mongolia to the 60 points I had?
21. freshman, Shijiazhuang,
winter, cold day,
just the morning class time to eat,
all the way to go toward the cafeteria crowd ,
our class a few went before the library,
mouth big pond here, got a thin layer of ice,
few of us south of the ice to discuss the
surface can not withstand the weight of a person,
Shaanxi boss from their own experiences when he jumped onto the ice,
said: No problem, see also leave it,
can not only walk but also enjoyed the it.
Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from a slowly sinking into the bottom of the pool,
hand waving to us but also to maintain the posture,
school most of the students were stunned to this wonderful moment.
boss reaction hsiang,
some thump to the shore,
and lightning to get up and run,
so we returned to the bedroom I saw the owner was in the bed said:
Needless to say, after whom mention, I destroy who.
22. a pain in his stomach when shopping
suddenly went into the corner so you can eat hot pot restaurants 199
would like to take a toilet to find happens with
I could not find all over the floor, so I went to a second
second floor is still decorated
empty nothing, but found a toilet close to the Use ! After
I went downstairs only to find empty
strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house
downstairs just how suddenly deserted it? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ...
So I approached the bar,
and asked: Hello? How no people?
At this point, I saw a male waiter from the bar to drill out the audience,
and speak:
Fuck! ... ... Just the stool falls from the ceiling fan when you hit
is not it? Count your lucky ......
23. High school about permutations and combinations, group to do problems. Lei
teacher cried out:
you can not stand row row head and tail,
there are many kinds of permutation? ... not the end of the row ... ...
teacher anger, punishment Lei station.
and alarm call Wave:
wave fear,
a long while,
A: : I'm sorry three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five.
25 .-- Yesterday on the bus when
bus driver staring at me,
buy a ticket as I did not like.
- how do you do?
- very simple,
I have been staring at him,
as I bought a ticket like
26. summer of a particular class,
I lie on the eyes closed desk confused,
confused in the sense of someone's arm touched my fingers,
I thought it was the same table,
to fingernails at him,
that did not respond,
I add strength to pull him over,
still did not move, depressed,
the same table that do not suit my style Yeah,
do pull the light out?
meal fierce so I toss,
is captured, is twisted,
toss for a while, felt something wrong with themselves,
slightly opened his eyes, yeah,
found to be the location of the teacher sitting at my table,
is looking at me weird,
hand piece of skin that are red
27. One afternoon, my classmates in China Construction Bank is very boring work, a woman wearing a very bad (neuropathy) came to his window and gave him a piece of paper to draw.
note written on
inscription is the central office *** *** CP.
I had wanted to alert the students can see the neurotic woman look very serious, think about the issue of security or fighting birds counted. (~ estimated that security is very busy).
Sure enough, the security of the woman said: this note you want to withdraw, you must first opposite the police station, looking for a chapter director of the cover, he covers finished chapter, you get money again no problem friends. around the police station. (This really is not general security, usually a little look down on him).
About ten minutes, the queue of customers gradually increased recently when the girl came back elated, holding the note, said: that matter, office procedures simplified, director of grant shall not withdraw money directly to friends. gave sent back.
my classmates and security was a bit silly, the business lobby has a lot of people are afraid of her psychotic episode up and affect the normal order, and had hired the head of the watch.
female patients in the side of the head and talk with, ask you withdraw money to do anything anyway, female patients, said: place, the woman happily go to another.
Security to consult go to ABC, and other things to buy to wear, get money to go to ICBC Caixing! > ... ... ... ...
After a child, the woman is back. and bring the bank's answer: The people said, is a public line here, only the public's to take, mother said I was not !!!!, bitch to get money to build the line . we were talking about the topic of knowledge on the train.
a brother said he had time to sit in the soft sleeper train,
results come after a while the conductor told him to change cars,
matter how he asked the conductor,
conductor told him that this section Government officials have been up inside,
the coach, we all wrapped
indignation, accusing the government of corruption
a brother stunned the world:
are let off the train,
not only keeping a mistress,
package also fuck train! authentic is difficult to eat roast duck,
have time to eat with a person one vote authentic Peking Duck.
br> Nanjing duck, for one!
, and Duan Leyi plate and serve.
br> In the old man kneeling in front of Road:
turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: You say I'm not going his mother
31. Language test,
have a fill in the blank.
requirements were filled out
students knew nothing of a.
fill the first space-time,
he quietly asked the same table,
A Day: .
32. an English exam,
A king is a loss,
to find that B has been filled to the brim of Jun,
busy throwing paper in the past for help .
soon, B threw a ball of paper Jun. Jun
A joyful, busy apart.
saw a piece of paper wrapped in rubber,
rubber surrounded by painted A, B, C, D four letters,
there are words on paper: their own throw.
33. a high-ranking officials to visit a farm,
asked the farmer:
how I found a cow farm
there is no long-horned ah.
farmer replied:
many reasons for cattle without horns,
may be genetic,
born without,
is also possible that later fell off sick,
but it does not angle because it is a horse but
34. child eat noodles,
eating eating,
I pulled one from the throat: < br> p>
35. One day, Xiao Ming Jia Zuoke to his future wife's mother,
wife's mother: Oh, you just sit! food it will be OK!
and then into the kitchen busy,
time strained left the living room and
Xiaoming dog white
wife's mother suddenly, he found that his stomach pain up,
he thought: No! I have to hold back! < br> But he could not bear it ~ ~
pop ~ ~
he put a ring invincible smelly fart,
he thought to himself: This is a ~ ~ under the dead will be driven out
wife's mother just did not think shouting out: white ~ ~!
Xiaoming think so rest assured: Fortunately, there are white as my scapegoat,
then he could not help but put 2 ass ,
wife's mother is still yelling white ~ ~
ass when he placed third time,
cursed rushed out to see the wife's mother, said:
white! you have to wait until being Chousi will be running is not.
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